From the recording Nick Andrews
Lyrics
The year was 2049
When some serious shit went down inside the reactor
I never thought in a million years this could happen here
But it happened
The fire and the flames came from the sky
And the beings left their ship, headed for the Earth
The only thing left that I could do was
Escape down the side hatch and grab some food that’s when I saw him
He said “Come on man, let’s get hell out of Dodge”
And I got down inside his shiny red car and we flew
I’m stuck on an island with Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Kate Upton
Not a bad life at all
So there we were on this little island
‘Bout a thousand miles off the coast of Thailand, we were happy
Neil would talk all sciencey
And Kate was just pretty awesome
But then one day it went all it to shit
Kate and I saw this ship and we ran
Neil got taken right away, I kissed Kate goodbye and told her to stay
And I played the hero once again
I’m stuck on an island with Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Kate Upton
Not a bad life at all
I went inside the alien ship, and I started to flip all the tables
I ran until I simply fell, and the aliens said they were here to help me get better
You can’t hold me in this jail cell, the white walls and pills around
I’ll get back out there one day with Neil and Kate we're family
I’m stuck on an island with Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Kate Upton
Not a bad life at all